Jesus Christ. Cheerleadingg. Laughing.

excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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marinashutup:

it’s weird to think that everyone views you differently like one person might think you put the stars in the sky and another person could think you crawled out of the pits of hell and are here to drag them down with you

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tryna get a lil makeup

  • MAC cashier: ok ma'am your total comes out to be $180.35
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
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plantblog420:

he makes me feel like someone planted seeds inside my chest and flowers grew and they bloom to the sound of his voice and the thought of his eyes, his eyes are filled with stars, I wanna get lost with him

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lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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1 month ago

disgustingpiggy:

vulpeculaa:

disgustingpiggy:

One time I had grabbed the wrong shaker and ended up putting sugar on my french friend and wow I thought the power puff girls were the best accidental miracle no it’s sugar n french friends this was so delicious

what

It has come to my attention that I typed “french friend” instead of “french fries”

I did not eat my french friend.

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stability:

the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate

update:

after making her popular on the internet and taking her to an arctic monkeys concert she has accepted my friendship 
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1 month ago

aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
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australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

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telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

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