anyone here think the bird from flappy bird is kind of hot? asking for a friend
songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics
I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.
We don’t talk about it
ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES
sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just
it’s weird to think that everyone views you differently like one person might think you put the stars in the sky and another person could think you crawled out of the pits of hell and are here to drag them down with you
- MAC cashier: ok ma'am your total comes out to be $180.35
- me: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
he makes me feel like someone planted seeds inside my chest and flowers grew and they bloom to the sound of his voice and the thought of his eyes, his eyes are filled with stars, I wanna get lost with him
When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send
One time I had grabbed the wrong shaker and ended up putting sugar on my french friend and wow I thought the power puff girls were the best accidental miracle no it’s sugar n french friends this was so delicious
It has come to my attention that I typed “french friend” instead of “french fries”
I did not eat my french friend.